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The "Hennessy" family of five live a very chaotic family life.
The father "Paul" tries to keep his teenage daughters "Bridget", "Kerry" and "Rory" under control while his wife "Kate" returns to her job as a nurse.
Kerry: Mom, Fred Doyle is planning on having dinner with Dad and Jesus in Heaven? Kerry: Yeah but Dad's spent three years avoiding the Doyle's annual barbecue, how's he gonna get outta that?
[a little girl dressed as an angel comes to the door on Haloween accompanied by her father]Angel: Trick or Treat! Paul: Yeah, you may be an angel now, but in a few years you're going to be killing your father! [after Kyle gets off the phone with a girl named Lindsay]Kyle: Uh, Mr. Totally taking me out the loop creating a popularity vacuum and voila?! Bridget: I dunno; it's French, but magicians do it too.
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[Bridget walks downstairs dressed in tight pants and a short shirt]Paul: Uh, Bridget, why are you dressed like that? Bridget: Hey, at least I get...[Paul turns to Bridget]Bridget: ... Paul: Okay, Cupcake, I think you missed the word "under" in underwear because I can see your bra and that slingshot your wearing under your pants.
Paul: Well, maybe that's why your generation is so angry.
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