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She is upset that her friend "stole" a bracelet from her 2 weeks ago, she wonders if I would help her look for it.
Haven't gotten laid in a long time, "yes".-She is literally crying, with tears down her cheeks, because I could not find the "stolen" bracelet behind, under, in her dresser/vanity/bathroom/bed/closet/night stands/carpet.
I don't know the area so she inquires the first thing about me of the night. Personal thought: Mexican, like tacos, should be casual and nice for a first date-We arrive at the place. 40ft high wooden vaulted ceilings with hanging sheer fabric for ambiance and the swankiest fucking bar I've never seen, I read "Cristal" on the neck of the display bottles propped about...isn't that the shit rappers sing about? She's been bragging for a bit, that despite being a model, she has never done cocaine.
-She has stopped crying and suggests we watch a movie. actively engage said kissies-Sequel to Monsters in the Aliens Woods Homiciding Stereotyped Sluts/Cast with Murder 41 begins.
Good, I need to mentally check out for a minute.-Pay Per View, or something, Evil Cabin Zombies in the Woods Dead 27am-Extensive commentary on the superior quality of acting begins and ensues for the duration of the movie but she says she has a knot in her back and wants me to massage it out, I accept this responsibility-Her shirt is off and she is dead set on me massaging out a very specific knot on her left shoulder which does not exist. Apparently the special effects of the movie should have won a Tony Award or something, I don't know.ish-Movie ends, my arms are getting sore, been kissing her sensually for a while, have not been able to get her to A. My lips are super tingly, from the dollar lotion purchased at Macy's 2012 Groundhog's Day sale, that I've been using.
Still massaging-Can't feel arms, or lips, at all-She starts participating in the making out stuff and politely tells me that for religious reasons she is saving her virginity until marriage.
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So far so good, OKcupid, you da bomb.-In the car, things are fine, she's talking a lot about her modeling job, which is cool, just finished finals in med school, anything that isn't an enzyme or nerve circuit is welcome.-Arrive at ice rink and race each other inside, this is fun, literally sprint in to see who can get ice skates first-Inside and she's still going about her local modeling career and all the free things the vendors and designers give her. She hasn't asked anything about me but whatever, she's cute and I don't think she has a penis.-Been skating for a while, I now know about the process of applying "runway makeup", the time constraints and approximations of changing outfits depending on the number of pieces, and how to adjust hip tilt and swing during a catwalk if your clothing piece is top heavy vs has a long train.